Thursday, December 11, 2008

"Every potato is different"

If ever there was an absurd, defining moment; illustrating the extremes to which one party in a relationship will go, to be right and have the last say - this was it.

Chad had put potatoes in the toaster oven for dinner. I suppose this was the first time he’s done so (oh - there I go, still persisting!), because he was overly (damn!) frustrated with the fact that I didn’t have an exact timeframe to give him, for when they’d be ready.

It went a little something like this:

The toaster oven shuts off, as the timer runs out.
Chad squeezes the spuds.


J: Are they ready yet?
C: No.

Chad proceeds to turn the timer on for 15 minutes.

J: Chad…

Jenny reaches over and swings the device to “Stay On”.

J: Why don’t you just do that?
C: ‘Cause I want to know how long it takes. I’m keeping track of the time.
J: No you’re not!
C: Yes I am! Then I’ll know how long it takes, from now on. We don't know how long it takes, 'cause that's what YOU always do.

J: So what!
C: Well, I want to know - for next time.
J: It won't be the same, next time!
C: Why not?


Pause

J: ‘Cause every potato is different!

Pause. Pause.

BOISTROUS LAUGHTER ensues.

We now have a Slagle catch-phrase for “those moments”.

2 comments:

Julie said...

Love it!!! Plus, who knew a toaster oven was so very handy!

J. said...

oh, yeah - we don't have or even need a regular stove, between the toaster oven and our electric or gas burners - plus, we conserve energy that way :)